when you're feeling low only hate the road when you're missin' home ♪ ♪ only know you love her when you let her go ♪ ♪ 'cause you only need the light when it's burning low ♪ ♪ only miss the sun when it starts to snow only know you love her when you let her go ♪ ♪ only know you've been high when you're feeling low only hate the road when you're missin' home ♪ ♪ only know you love her when you let her go ♪ ♪ and you let her go [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: passenger! nice job! nice job, mike. that was terrific. beautiful song. [ cheers and applause ] i want to thank my guests, bill hader, eliot spitzer, and, of course, passenger. and jimmy fallon happening

next, have a great weekend! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. i feel the love right there. welcome. that's a great new york city there. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. thank you for being here. i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show -- we have a great show tonight. here's what everybody is talking about. i guess jay-z was in some interview and he was saying that he and president obama text each other regularly. [ light laughter ] in one text jay-z was, like, what's it like being the most powerful person in the world? and obama was, like, i don't know, ask beyonce. [ laughter ] and then my man eliot spitzer is back in the news, too. he's got -- he's got the 4,000 signatures that he needs to qualify for the city comptroller race by hiring people on craigslist to help him. [ laughter ] it was a big challenge, but if there's one thing spitzer knows how to do, it's hire people on craigslist. the guy knows how to do it.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ he knows how to do it. wow. some sports news here. yesterday, lakers star metta world peace was cut after four years with the team. or in other words, the lakers were, like, peace, peace. [ laughter ] speaking of sports, this week's "espn the magazine" released their annual "body" issue which is filled with fully nude photos of famous athletes. [ cheers ] here's 49ers quarterback -- here's colin kaepernick there. [ cheers and applause ] the issue is so popular -- this is, like -- it's a major issue. that members of congress wanted to get in on the action. [ laughter ] so they released their own "body" magazine. it's great. here's harry reid. look at this.

i mean, this is, like -- [ laughter ] you got john boehner. look at those tan lines there on his side. [ laughter ] and last but not least, here's senator john mccain. [ laughter ] there you go. don't show my naughty bits. [ cheers and applause ] don't show the naughty bits. i'm a subscriber. it's a good magazine. >> steve: don't show the mccain. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] this is crazy. i read that the average price for a one direction concert ticket has climbed to $674. which is why i usually just wear a shirt that says security. [ laughter ] you guys, i saw this. this is a weird video that i saw this week. a reporter at an nbc station in rhode island. very nice. they showed viewers what to do if they ever come across a bear. i'm not sure if this is helpful or not. look at this. >> according to experts, you should avoid direct eye contact with the bear. don't run away. instead, back off slowly. wave your arms to let the animal know you're human. don't yell. stay quiet unless the bear

attacks. then scream and throw things at the bear. if the bear attacks, curl up into a ball on you side or lay flat on your stomach. and above all, stay calm. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so the best way to avoid a bear attack is to stay quiet on the ground or wave your arms around while screaming. i got it, i got it. okay, perfect. i don't know about you, but i'd be more afraid of encountering that woman in the woods. [ laughter ] really acting. check this out, you guys. a new survey found that 10% of americans admit to looking at their smart phones during sex. [ light laughter ] it gets awkward when you hear your partner scream, yes, yes, and it's just because they got a high score on candy crush. [ laughter ] congratulations. [ applause ] and finally, i saw this other video here. this guy is playing a round of golf with his friends, and he

gets really upset after his tee shot. you see this, higgins? >> steve: no. >> jimmy: watch how this guy reacts. >> all you need us to do is -- [ bleep ] [ audience ohs ] [ applause ] >> steve: oh! oh. >> jimmy: i believe the golf term for that is a-hole in one. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots right there! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! we have got a fun show tonight. can you feel the love? she's a great, great actress. we're so happy to have her here.

kristin scott thomas is on the show. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: so fun. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: can't wait to talk to her. plus, from the new movie, "the way, way back," our pal, sam rockwell is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: the man who's got the moves. >> jimmy: sammy rockwell. he's got the moves. and we have music from ciara featuring future. what kind of show is this? >> steve: what? [ cheers and applause ] i was -- i'm just in a weird mood today. [ laughter ] i'm going to calm down. >> steve: cool it. yeah. >> jimmy: i'm going to calm down. i'm going to think of a zen garden. a tiny keychain zen garden. >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: i'm going to just calm down. i'm a big fan of ricky gervais. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: love me some ricky gervais. the guy's a genius. [ cheers and applause ] david brent on "the office." you know, the british "office." it's pure genius. it's brilliant. so david brent now, he's back on -- he's online. he's on the internet. have you seen this? he's, like, teaching -- he has a guitar series. "learn to play guitar with david brent." unbelievably funny.

fantastic. i loved it. i really loved it at first, and then i saw this episode, and it really made me mad. and now i'll never watch it again. >> steve: ever? >> jimmy: ever. you couldn't pay me to watch it. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: i am so angry, i might hulk out. [ laughter ] >> steve: are you serious? new hulk or, like, old style? >> jimmy: i've never been this angry right now. i feel like, like, bending steel or something like that. i feel like renting "abs of steel" and just sitting and watching it. [ laughter ] i'm mad. >> steve: how mad are you? >> jimmy: i am so angry that i feel like -- like, running and just take my shirt off and diving in a parking lot. [ laughter ] and getting scraped up. >> steve: that's angry. >> jimmy: angry, angry man. like, an angry man. >> steve: yeah. i can tell by your eyes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you watch this clip. you tell me if i shouldn't be mad. ♪ >> hi. welcome to another edition of "learn guitar with david brent."

this series is going down a storm. so thank you so much for tuning in. you've already thanked me by tuning in, so thank you. and thanks for all the comments as well. it's some fantastic feedback. i love reading all your comments you leave. really inspiring. like this one. "hi, david. love the show." thank you. "we know your greatest influence is probably ghandi and churchill." true. "but what about modern performers? who do you most admire there?" interesting. probably people like jimmy fallon -- [ cheers ] because he's a great example of making the most of what you've been given. yeah? you know, he's not a comedian. he's not a singer. he's not really a good host.

but he's on tele every night making money somehow. so, yes. well done. i think, i think -- yeah. jimmy fallon. i mean, he looks weird as well. that's the thing. he's got like a weird sort of confused moon face like he doesn't know -- it's like he's just been pushed out at gunpoint, saying do a show. and he gets out there and it's a shambles. but he keeps getting offered work. so yes. i admire that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so mad! anyway, do not search for ricky gervais on youtube, okay? please do me that favor. ever. [ laughter ] >> steve: that was sweet of him. >> jimmy: hey, guys, today is friday, and that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. [ cheers and applause ] i check my inbox, return some

e-mails, check on my linkedin account. >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: and i send out some "thank you notes," of course. [ cheers and applause ] i was running a bit behind today, so i thought if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd just would like to write out my weekly "thank you notes" right now. is that cool? [ cheers and applause ] i'd really appreciate it. thank you very much. jimmy slow-cooker, can you play me some -- "thank you note" writing music please? >> steve: oh, he's happy -- whoa, whoa. ♪ >> jimmy: oh wow. took a turn. took a turn there. took a turn there, yeah. >> steve: very emotional. >> jimmy: got dark. got dark. >> steve: wow. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, the saying, "it looks like you got some color," for sounding nice from a co-worker and really bad coming from paula deen. [ laughter ] >> steve: act surprised. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, people who

ask me if i have any weekend plans, for letting me know that i better lie or i'm going to get roped into doing something i don't want to do. [ laughter ] oh, no, i got to paint the garage. ♪ thank you, new broadway musical about tupac, for not being called "west siiiiiide story." [ laughter ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: "west siiiiide story." ♪ once you're a jet, you're a -- ♪ from your first cigarette ♪ >> steve: hey, officer krupke. i'm arab! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, zoos, for making me imagine animals looking at each other and going, "what are you in for?"

[ laughter ] ♪ thank you, rainbows, for showing me that the sky supports gay marriage. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: this sky. >> jimmy: shh. shh. >> steve: bears! [ yogi bear voice ] hey, boo boo! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, cut-off shorts, for making it look like i hulked out at my neighbor's backyard barbecue. [ laughter ] >> steve: wait -- ♪ >> jimmy: thank you -- [ laughter ] it's a seam. it's a seam.

yeah, yeah, yeah. this is the best show in the world, man. i love it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, guys. >> steve: bears! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, toilets that flush automatically, for being the robots who really screwed up on career day. [ laughter ] aw. we need you. ♪ thank you, google, for going down in georgia earlier this week, and reminding me of that old song that i love, "when google went down in georgia." [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ well, the google went down to georgia everybody said what's the deal ♪ ♪ 'cause they couldn't find anything online when they were typin' in the searchin' field ♪ ♪ no g-chat or e-mails come the google is down and this ain't fun ♪ ♪ load up the yahoo and duck duck go

should we use bing oh, hell no ♪ there ya have it. those are my "thank you notes!" we'll be right back with more "late night," everybody. thank you so much for joining and watching our show today. we appreciate it. come back, y'all, you hear? we got some fun guest and some good 'ol time here from new york city, everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ vo: how does the htc one smartphone rate with our blue shirt? we asked stephanie to beta test one. stephanie: it's got some really cool new features, like blinkfeed, where i can see everything i care about on one screen. htc zoe is pretty amazing. my favorite part is taking a bunch of photos and video and combining them into one image. check it out, the sound on this thing? booming. this is bad news for my old phone. vo: beta tested, blue shirt approved. get your htc one on sprint now for $99.99 and save even more when you trade in any working phone. only at best buy.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. now it is time to take a look at the news of the now, the news of the night, and the news of the now. it's time for "night news now." [ cheers and applause ] >> tonight on "night news now," michael douglas talks about his new invention. a turkey flavored soda. >> which was a turkola. >> jay-z says, "yeah, um, i just, yeah, yeah." >> um, i just, yeah. >> and kevin costner talks about buying six blizzards and a gallon of milk. >> isn't that really what everybody wants? >> it's time for "night news now." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. let's see what's happening. in entertainment news, one of the biggest movies of the summer, "the lone ranger," has been considered a box office flop, but we know at least one person that loved it. you can really tell from this recent joe biden speech. >> the republicans in the house

seem to think that overtime is a luxury, and is not mandated. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: in other news, there were tensions downtown earlier today. i'm sorry? they were actually ninesions. ninesions downtown. [ light laughter ] my mistake. now, folks, as you know -- today is -- [ laughter ] opposite day. so, here for your opposite day news report is brad fuller. brad? >> good-bye, jimmy. i'm not going to tell you the story now. here it's not. there was no robbery at an inconvenience store downtown tomorrow. [ laughter ] the robber never stole not any of the $1,800 that was not stashed in the unlocked safe. the cashier never screamed like a little girl when he did not realize he was not being robbed. [ light laughter ] law-abiding burglar brandished whatever the opposite of a big kitchen knife is, and he was not never not caught by a blind

policeman who saw the whole thing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: great. is that all? >> no. [ lauger ] >> jimmy: thank you, brad. [ applause ] excuse me, i'm a feeling little hoarse today. [ laughter and applause ] folks, it's now time for a quick word from one of our "night news now" sponsors. seeing eye turtles. slowly, but surely. [ laughter ] in sports news, the major league baseball all-star game is coming up, and here to talk more about it is our sports correspondent who hasn't trimmed his nose hair in over 30 years. >> thank you, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, jimmy. this year's all-star game is

pretty evenly matched, but in the end i have to give a slight edge to the al team. [ breathing heavy ] >> jimmy: thank you. by the way, how do you breathe with those things? >> oh, it's easy. you just put this part in your mouth. and you make sure the part's above the water. jimmy, thank you, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. this just in -- this just out. [ light laughter ] and finally, paula deen was recently let go by the food network. while we don't know what she will do next, we do know that this is what paula deen would look like if her face was turned upside down. >> there has been some very, very hurtful lies said about me. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was "night news now." stick around. we'll be right back with kristin scott thomas. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest this evening is an international star of the stage and screen. she has been in so many great movies. and starting next friday, july 19th, you can see her opposite ryan gosling. [ cheers and applause ] in a new film called "only god forgives," which will be in theaters as well as available on demand. please welcome to the show the talented, the gorgeous kristin scott thomas. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: kristin scott thomas, you're gorgeous. welcome to the show. thank you for being here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i appreciate -- you came to the show, and i was talking with you backstage. i said, "i'm so excited to have you here." and you said, "thank you, i'm happy to be here." and then you said your sons were really excited to come here. >> they were so excited, they're not here. >> jimmy: yeah, they're here yet. >> no, no, no. they're somewhere. >> jimmy: they're on their -- i heard they're, like -- >> they're on their way. >> jimmy: i heard they're, like, seconds away. they're in. >> yeah. >> jimmy: cause you said -- they're excited to see -- >> well, they're great the roots fans. as i am -- [ cheers and applause ] as i am as well. >> jimmy: yeah, you are, too. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: then they said -- >> i had my picture taken with him earlier. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you had his -- you didn't -- you didn't -- >> what, who? >> jimmy: yeah, who am i? exactly. well, i thought it would be a treat -- what are your son's names?

>> joseph and george. >> jimmy: maybe the roots can -- can you guys think of a song for joseph and george? just say hello to them, from the roots? they would love it. yeah. >> three. ♪ put on my morning jacket like jim j from philly i'm a thriller like mj ♪ ♪ karate chop track resonate ♪ ♪ now i'm saying comment allez-vous just like the french say ♪ ♪ ya'll know i'm more explosive send a shootout to my people george and joseph ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right there. you gotta do it. the roots. they are the greatest. they'll love that, right? >> exciting. >> jimmy: okay, good. now, you've lived in -- you've live in france, correct? >> yep. >> jimmy: you don't have to give me exact street address, but -- [ laughter ] i always think that you live in england. >> no, i'm english, but i've lived in paris for -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, okay. >> a long time, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, long time. there was a cool -- i was doing some research on you, and i found a cool thing.

i did not know this. you were doing a play in france. >> a very serious play. >> jimmy: a very serious play. >> very serious, very lovely play by marguerite duras and -- in a field, in the rain in france. >> jimmy: oh, really? outdoors? >> oh, yeah. very dramatic and gorgeous. >> jimmy: oh, very dramatic. great. oh, yes, absolutely. >> and -- and then my life changed. >> jimmy: yeah, someone cast you in prince's "under the cherry moon," which i think is awesome. there's you and prince. [ cheers ] >> i know. >> jimmy: i love this. >> i mean, we are such babies. >> jimmy: yeah -- he's, what? he's 24, i think he was? >> yeah, we were about 23, 24. >> jimmy: 23 years old. and how was prince? to work with? >> he was -- well, it was a bit of a shock. it was my first movie, and it was -- and i had been such a huge prince fan all summer listening to -- that particular album over and over and over again. and then to suddenly be, you know, on a part with him as an actor was -- >> jimmy: yeah. how fun is that? >> it was.

it was great. >> jimmy: he's an amazing guy. obviously, i am a giant prince fan, too. >> yeah, no, yeah. he is -- >> jimmy: he came on the show and his people said -- yeah, they said to me, "hey, prince would like to play beer pong with you." [ laughter ] so i go, "okay, cool, man. like, whatever." [ laughter ] and then they go -- they called back. they go, "no, no, he doesn't want to play beer pong." [ laughter ] i go, "okay, that's cool. whatever." then they call back. they go, "prince wants to play ping-pong with you." [ laughter ] i said, "whatever, yeah. if prince wants to play ping-pong, let's do it." they called back. they go, "prince doesn't want to play ping-pong." [ laughter ] i go, "look, we'll have ping-pong ready. if prince wants to play, we'll play. i'll play ping-pong with prince if he wants to. and i'll beat his ass, too." [ laughter ] so then they call back. they go, "prince wants to play ping-pong with you, but not on camera." so i go, "what?" now, i'm getting intrigued. they went, "he just wants to do it for fun. he thinks you'd be fun to play ping-pong with." [ laughter ] so, i was like, i love prince. he came on the show. we never played ping-pong. never brought it up. never mentioned it. but prince, if you're out there, i'm ready to play.

i got my paddles ready, buddy. if you want to. [ cheers and applause ] it's an interesting story. he's an interesting guy. >> he is a very interesting man. >> jimmy: but this is a great ending to the story because now -- do you and prince -- did you stay in touch? >> a little bit. >> jimmy: a little bit. >> a little bit. i did go on a kind of date with him once when he -- well, i mean that in a very innocent way. >> jimmy: i guess. >> he came -- he came with me to see -- >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] ♪ listening -- listening to the story. i'm listening to the story. i'm listening to your story. i did nothing. i did nothing. [ cheers and applause ] >> he accompanied me to a screening of one of woody allen's films. thank you. >> jimmy: yeah. and then -- and then he wrote a song about you. he wrote a song for you. >> he did. >> jimmy: that's amazing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: was song was that? >> it's called "better with time." >> jimmy: "better with time."

i can't -- >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: i always thought prince would write a song about -- yeah. [ laughter ] how cool is that. how great is that? >> it's pretty cool. >> jimmy: i love that story. i want to talk about this movie now. this is from the makers of the movie "drive" with ryan gosling. and the fans love the ryan gosling out there. "only god forgives." what is this about? >> it's a story of revenge. a mother goes to -- i mean, i see whole film through my character's eyes, i'm the mother. >> jimmy: very mean. >> very, very man. >> jimmy: yeah, which is not like you. >> so unlike me, i -- i usually play very kind of slightly distant, you know, polite people. this is not. >> jimmy: no. and you just rip into ryan gosling. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. i'm the world's -- i mean, i'm your worst mother in a nightmare. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm your nightmare mother. >> jimmy: you the nightmare mother is this movie. >> yep. >> jimmy: i want everyone to take a take a look at this clip, where they're at dinner and she's just laying into and being mean to ryan gosling. >> and it is me. >> jimmy: it's called -- it is very mean. >> it doesn't look like me, but it's me. >> jimmy: it is definitely you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right, let's see. "only god forgives," in theaters next friday.

>> billy is everything julian wanted to be. is that not true? because let me tell you, if the tables were turned, your brother would have found your killer and brought me his head on a [ bleep ] platter! and you just sit there thinking he got what he deserved. [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: happy mother's day! you know how to do it right there. kristin scott thomas. come on! [ cheers and applause ] go see her and ryan gosling in "only god forgives," in theaters and on demand july 19th. sam rockwell joins us after the break. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a

talented actor who stars opposite steve carrell and toni collette in the new film, "the way, way back," which is in theaters right now. i hear it's fantastic. ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for my man, sam rockwell. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> oh! oh, my god! >> jimmy: oh, my god. oh, my god. >> that's not going to work. >> jimmy: no. oh, my god. you have not cut them in -- >> i haven't cut them in years. >> jimmy: years! >> oh, my god. i'm a little bit -- >> jimmy: yeah, but i mean, normally, they wouldn't even grow that much. you -- are they extensions?

>> well, no. i actually -- i might need your help trimming them or getting them out. >> jimmy: yeah, just turn away from the camera. >> hold on. okay. >> jimmy: turn -- turn towards me. >> okay. i feel like tim conway in these. yeah, a little bit. >> jimmy: all right, ready? >> ready. ahh! [ audience ews ] >> jimmy: yeah. no one saw it. no one saw it. sam rockwell in the house, ladies and gentlemen! ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: i want to get right -- >> any bats in the cave? >> jimmy: i want to get -- yeah, no bats in the cave. >> all right, good. >> jimmy: i want to get -- i want to get into this movie, "the way, way back." now, i hear it's a fantastic movie. >> it's really great. i'm really proud of it. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thanks, man. thanks. >> jimmy: yeah, your voice got really deep. >> i get really -- i'm out of breath from dancing. dance, wookie, dance. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: for a second -- for a second, you sound like -- [ as brokaw ] you sound like tom brokaw. [ laughter ] you started talking about -- >> that's pretty good. >> jimmy: thank you. i'm with you. i'm going to go on the road. >> and then i just hit a falsetto there. >> jimmy: yeah, that was actually -- >> that was pretty good. >> jimmy: that was pretty good. i just turned 14. [ laughter ] "the way, way back." that is pertaining to --

>> the back of the station wagon. >> jimmy: the way, way back of the station wagon. where it's not unsafe. >> that's right, that's right. >> jimmy: no seat belts. >> that's right. very dangerous. >> jimmy: but that's where kids used to hang out. it was very dangerous. it -- >> yeah, they'd make faces at the people behind them and stuff like that. >> jimmy: and you do this. >> do this. yeah. >> jimmy: that's always a good -- >> you know, all kinds of things. >> jimmy: yeah. but when you do this, and you get the horn honk. nothing like it. >> from the teamsters. >> jimmy: yeah, the teamsters, man. >> from the truck drivers. >> jimmy: the trucks drivers, yeah. i always do it. i still do. >> it's macho. it's macho stuff. >> jimmy: i saw it driving by and i see this truck, and i'm just, like, come on, give me a honk honk. [ laughter ] [ imitates honking ] >> get it going. shake it up. >> jimmy: yeah, like, what's up? we know what's up. that's what they do to each other, man. >> yeah, man. >> jimmy: cool. [ laughter and applause ] >> yeah, man. >> jimmy: but this -- you got all these good peeps in there. you got steve carrell. you know toni collette. oh, my god. >> allison janney. rob corddry. amanda peet. maya rudolph. >> jimmy: i mean, come on. >> forget about it! >> jimmy: i love maya rudolph. [ cheers ] >> come on! it's amazing. >> jimmy: and your character, owen, works in a water park. >> yes, that's right. that's right. >> jimmy: and he's just a fun, goofy, silly guy. >> yes.

he's just -- he's, like, you know, he's, like, the bill murray "meatballs," walter matthau "bad news bears" kind of richard pryor "bustin' loose", kind of -- >> jimmy: oh, "bustin' loose." love that. >> yeah, you know. >> jimmy: did you shoot it in a actual -- >> we shot an actual water park, and there were real people there. >> jimmy: i was going to say, did you shut it down? no. >> no, they were -- they were real good. they were looking in the lens, and they were -- you know, the sounds. >> jimmy: yeah, because it's so much money to lose. you can't just shut down the water park. >> no, that's right. that's right. and in fact, we got in trouble once because i was on a microphone in one of the scenes and some of my adlibs got a little rated "r." and it was, you know -- >> jimmy: you're going across the whole park. >> across the whole park. we -- it was early, so we thought it was closed -- or, you know we thought it was closed. and then this woman came -- one of the heads of the park -- and she was not happy. >> jimmy: shut it down. yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you remember what you said? >> i said something about -- you know, sexually transmitted diseases or something. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh my god. >> it was not -- not good. >> jimmy: you bring your kid to the park and hearing that. like, what? yeah, not good. but this is a really, really fun movie.

and steve carrell plays a real, real mean guy. he plays a mean guy. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: which is weird to see him play a mean guy. >> yeah, usually i plays the mean guy. he plays the nice guy. we switched it up. >> jimmy: "freaky friday." >> "freaky friday." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to show a clip from "the way, way back." here's sam rockwell. [ applause ] >> water wizz water park built in the summer of '83. it's the last bastion of everything that time period is stood for. in fact, it was decreed by its creator that this place shall never age. on his death bed, he said, "i don't want this place repainted or updated. i don't even want it brought up to code. the minute someone tries, it needs to be destroyed." they actually have a nuclear bomb for just such an occasion. bought it off the russians. really? you still good with all that? even the russian thing? that's cold war. it's kind of dated. all right, thanks. that was way too good. [ cheers and applause ] >> there you go. >> jimmy: "the way, way back." i want to see it. i also -- i got to say i just love your dance moves. >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: and i was wondering -- >> i like your dance moves. >> jimmy: if you can play a game with me when we come back. >> sure thing. >> jimmy: a game that involves dancing. >> fantastic, i love it. >> jimmy: sam rockwell and i are dancing when we get back.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are back with the

great sam rockwell, who stars in the new summer film, "the way, way back," which is in theaters right now. since you -- we always make you dance on the show because we love you to dance. i wanted to play this game called "the improv dance game." you ready for this? >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: let's do this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: right here, we have the velvety dance bag. and what i will do is i will or you will choose any random dance out of this bag and then you will do the dance. and then the audience will say yea or nay. and then i will dance, and then you will dance again. then i will dance. and then we'll do a dance together. >> fantastic. >> jimmy: here we go. you want to go first? >> sure, sure. [ drum roll ] "the sassy lasso." >> all right. >> jimmy: "the sassy lasso." very, very good. all right. >> "sassy lasso."

>> jimmy: now, we don't know what "the sassy lasso" is yet, but we will see. >> so i'm gonna make it up. >> jimmy: you're gonna make it up right now. >> all right. >> jimmy: "the sassy lasso" is going to sweep the nation. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: wow. that's great. that was actually really good. i don't know if i'll be able to beat that one there at all. this is called the -- "i just tripped but i'm playing it off like i didn't." [ laughter ] >> awesome. that's awesome. >> jimmy: "i just tripped but i'm playing it off like i didn't." >> i want to see this. sounds like a dick van dyke -- ♪

♪ nice. ♪ nice. nice. >> jimmy: subtle. >> subtle. that's right. >> jimmy: all right, you're up. i think you're in the lead so far. [ drum roll ] >> i don't know about this. the "putting on some deodorant." >> jimmy: okay, very good. the "putting on some deodorant." >> okay, wow. >> jimmy: all right, go. ♪ [ cheers ] [ rhythmic clapping ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. ♪ >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. sam rockwell has got moves, man. >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: sam rockwell has got moves. here we go. right. this is called "the itch on my back i can't reach." [ laughter ]

"the itch on my back i can't reach." ♪ >> yeah! yeah! yeah! ♪ nice! ♪ nice. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. thank you. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: now, let's do one together. >> okay, let's do one together. >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> all right. >> jimmy: "zen rock garden." >> okay. let's do it. are you ready? >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> no, you wear these. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. [ drum roll ] dance off -- come on, let's do this -- that one's not that great. okay, good. here we go. this dance is called -- >> both: the "i'm holding six cats and they're all moving" dance. [ laughter ]

>> wow! wow! >> jimmy: "i'm holding six cats --" >> both: "and they're all moving." >> oh, my god. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know how to do it. >> yeah, baby. >> jimmy: sam rockwell, everybody! "the way, way back" is in theaters right now. ciara performs with future next. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] how do you do a summer clearance the dodge way?

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a grammy-winning artist who just released a new self-titled album. tonight, she's here to perform her number one hit, "body party," with special guest future! [ cheers and applause ] please welcome ciara! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ it's just me and you girl it's just me and you

we make a movie, no edit everything about your body ♪ ♪ my fetish you hear me calling you i know you hear my body calling you ♪ ♪ 911, emergency tell 'em my heart need surgery ♪ ♪ my body is your party baby nobody's invited but you baby ♪ ♪ me and you alone now tell me what you want baby put your phone down you should turn it off ♪ ♪ 'cause tonight it's going down yeah you know it's going down ♪ ♪ we in the zone now don't stop oh ♪ ♪ you can keep your hands on me touch me right there rock my body ♪ ♪ i can't keep my hands off you

your body is my party ♪ ♪ i'm doing this little dance for you you got me so excited ♪ ♪ now it's just me and you your body's my party let's get it started oh ♪ ♪ boy you should know boy you should know that your love is always on my mind ♪ ♪ i'm not gonna fight it i'm not gonna fight it i want it all the time ♪ ♪ boy you should know baby you should know is always on my mind always on my mind ♪ ♪ i want you i'm on you ♪ ♪ i can't lie i won't lie it's amazing ♪ ♪ my faces the places you're taking me ♪ ♪ baby take your time now

there's no need to rush we can go another round if that's what you want ♪ ♪ 'cause tonight it's going down yeah you know it's going down ♪ ♪ we in the zone now don't stop oh ♪ ♪ you can keep your hands on me touch me right there rock my body ♪ ♪ i can't keep my hands off you your body's my party let's get it started ♪ ♪ boy you should know boy you should know that you're on my mind yeah ♪ ♪ i'm not gonna fight it gonna party like this when i do it like this ♪ ♪ i'ma do it like that and put it on you like that ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ the things i wanna do to you my body's calling you ♪ ♪ your body's my party let's get it started oh ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. that was fantastic. thank you so much. fantastic. ciara! future! look for the new self-titled album in stores right now. my thanks to kristin scott thomas, sam rockwell, ciara! [ cheers and applause ] future! the greatest band in late night, the roots. stay tuned for "carson daly." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. see you next week. bye-bye! that was so awesome! thanks! [ cheers and applause ] ♪